Besedila: Shaka Ponk. Lama Laïco.

GATHER AROUND NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE ARE SLAMING DOWN A FUNKY SHAKAPONK SATTLEMENT
UNTIL THE SOUND SURROUNDS THE TOWN AND TENEMENT
WE LL BE FUNKIN? AND JUNKIN? BETTER CALL THE AMBULANCE BECAUSE AS SOON AS WE RE DONE PULLIN? THEM FUNS
SPOONIN THE 51 JUST FOR FUN ?TILL THE SUNS LUMIN
DONT FORGET TO PAY THEN SAY HAVE A NICE DAY OK GO AND PLAY
GO GET LAYED DON?T U BE AFRAID
GATHER AROUND DEAR LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE ARE SLAMING DOWN A SHAKAPONK SATTLEMENT HERE
IT?s NADA When I GOA (el la mala lama laico)
It?s comin? when I?m GOING (el la mala lama laico)
?Gordo I go weho !? -- mi LAMA told me so
CC IS BUSY , MISSY NO KISSY KISSY FOR YOUR FREZZY ASS BETTER CASSE OFF OF THE JIZZEY FAST
LAST DROP OF THE FIZZY HISSIN?
AND WE CAN?T BE MISSING THAT TOO DEZZY TO LISTEN TO YOUR CRAP
CAN?T BELIEVE NOTHING UP YOURS LEAVE NOTHING TO RELEAVE SAYING PRETTY PLEASE , PRAYIN? YOU BE ON
YOUR KNEES
GONNA RELEASE YOUR BLOODER, NOTHING SADDER MAKES ME MADDER TO BATTER YOU EVEN FLATTER THAT?S WHAT MATTERS
FRAH DON?T BREAK THE LAW, MAY BE A LITTLE SNAPING OF THE BRA, COOLEST MOTHER FUCKER THAT YOU EVER SAW
NO MISTAKING, HE BE TAKING FOOLISH SUCKERS BY THE JAW GIVE YOU MUCH POSE SUCH CAUSE TO USE A BIT OF GAZE
IT?s NADA When I GOA (el la mala lama laico)
It?s comin? when I?m GOING (el la mala lama laico)
?Gordo I go weho !? -- mi LAMA told me so

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