the boone saloon - where we're getting lit and talkin' shit and actin' like a fool - at the boone saloon - see you there on monday, we'll be drunk by noon
A bunch'a white boys, ain't got no bling-bling - 'cuz Cristal sucks, man, we only drink Yuengling - i take a step back with my two left feet - i dance
glass and knock one back - won't you drink a cold beer with me? -- let's make a toast tonight - make a promise with our beer - let's get drunk every night
I met a girl, she had a tail - and some horns and it really turned me on - it's plain to see - it paints a picture - of me and her miserably ever after
It all started just like this, my girlfriend walked in on my dad takin' a whizz, man - she came back screamin' "hey boy, why isn't yours as big as his
My beard is soft to touch - let's stay in bed all day - the kama sutra's got nothin' on us - i like the way that you taste -- the children are in school
runny too - you know we like the snow year round in Boone - drinkin' like a fish, you'd think i'd be done - when the devil's in town, it's death by fun
If you don't expect too much from me, then i won't let you down - sometimes it's hard to breathe 'cuz i'm too busy actin' like a clown - people don't
You live on my block, i know you've been around it - still i'm in shock (that girl's a whore - sorta like a hooker with no class) - but dude, she's hot
I get drunk - everyday - and it's all just for fun - i take a sip and then i - take a chug and then i - slam that whole damn thing down - then i bump
I feel all used and tossed aside - like a rubber on a loveless night - a warm body for you to hold - i feel just like your sex toy - 'cuz i'm in the
