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Some girl's banging on my door the other day at four o'clock in the morning. I was like, "What in the world?" You know? So I got up and let her out. Tell

Get a job, you bum bum bum bum money dont grow on trees, you bum bum bum bum, Silent Farts, Deadly Farts, All was calm, Not for long, Oh come on

Donny the Retard had a 8 pound water head he was 5 foot 3 and he said to me "i like tater tots". "i like tater tots" may be changed to "my name's

call out tell one o'clock though 'Cause I'm usually on the phone Talkin' to one of them 900 talk dirty girls Love in Christ Larry the cable guy

You better watch out, I think she's a guy, I'm not quite sure, But somethin ain't right... Hilary Clinton's Coming to town

On a first day of Christmas My true love gave to me Clap and I left her

hit by a car I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car So I wouldn't have to, drinkin' bitch Hey, this is Larry the cable

nobody likes a redneck until their car breaks down then everybody likes a redneck well i like me a redneck santy clause redneck santy clause has his slay

Good lord my dads a ginacolagist and he cant drive no more he got tunnle vision thats funny that aint very christmasy but thats funny. Santy Claus, Santy