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Dave Days If I Were A Girl

If I were a girl would I still look like a guy? No I wont put on make up but I might just want to give that bra a try. If I were a girl I could mess

your girl kept me waiting. While you were home alone, just masturbating. Here Rufus, go fetch this stick. Because I don?t kill my dogs. Like a certain Michael Vick. I

he wanna manage me as a rapper AND a producer [Hiphop:] "I'll sign you as a producer and a rapper", I'm like oh shit I was messin with, uh, D-Dot also

I heat it up I make the garbage smell I'm resurrected but I'm no savior I know the game I can ball a little bit I'm an OK Player Double meaning cause

tore back I want a wife, I love women How could I front like I don't be in love wit em? A li'l man that I can teach A li'l sand but not the beach I figure

critics are making my nerves hurt Since I'm saying fuck everybody I guess that I'm a fucking pervert My window is a book and I'm a fucking crook Stealing

glory over with the rock I'm not a rough guy but a tough guy to beat over drums No son to this, I'm a rhyme bastard Some mastered the art of cash, but

he wanna manage me as a rapper AND a producer [Hiphop:] "I'll sign you as a producer and a rapper", I'm like oh shit I was messin with, uh, D-Dot also

feel bad for John Kerry? For a sec he was a star Now he prolly in a bar wishing Oprah had given him a car Dave Chappelle made a lot of cake Mary Kate