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Peter The Test Tube Babies Soberphobia

Del says .. "Sax solo by a busker pulled in at Waterloo Station, Obviously paid nowt, Thacher was in power remember !!!" I can't go out and socialise

Here's a nice ballad, like the six thousand others. It's a love song again, it'll probably get covered. No, the drums don't come in yet, that's in three

Well she stumbled into my life, with a bottle in her hand. And when she spilt it all over my jeans, I fell to her command. Oh ! I wanted to make her

In a bar someplace right now, someone's going to start a row. Just one more Scotch will do the trick, something in his brain will click. Watch his friends

(If he's late) If he's late she starts to cry. (She's got a list) She's got a list of things to buy. (He can't go in ) He can't go in for social mixing